bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

cxrtez:

*gets a compliment*

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Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon

calculatedhappiness:

Fleetwood Mac/Rhiannon

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

zizino:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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gastrictank:

bee dad

Are you giving away your URL?
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princess:

Yeah reblog for a chance to win x

I’m a lil stressed

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